Let me start by saying i am the world's largest Mariah Carey fan and i love, love, love her music. But it is time for some one to have an intervention with her about her wardrobe. I think her drug of choice is skanky clothes. And she has been using for about ten years now but i am offering her a helping hand right now. Mariah is a clear case of what i call "look at me" syndrome. The symptoms are that they only feel beautiful and visible if they are half naked. They typically dont acknowledge that they are older now and thats ok. Or it can be a learned syndrome by having to many "yes men" (Nick Cannon) around them and no true friends around to say NOOOOOOOOOOO MARIAH! please dont put on another tight mini dress. So it is in my proffessional medical opinion to just ban her from going anywhere until she acknowledges that there is such a thing as too sexy and its called PORN.
