I hate the days that seem like a never ending series of unfortunate events. The day when your job makes you want to play in traffic, your parents make you want to jump off a bridge and your "significant" other makes you want to sit in the mouth of a hungry lion. I mean these days are inevitable and so rather than indulging in self pity i have discovered a new solution that i want to share. This is the one thing that gets me more excited then this seasons Balenciaga Shoes. A solution that is simple and free .....What you have to do in order to achieve this state of euphoria will require for you to
#1.wait until you are home all by yourself
#2. pull out your IPod,CD Player, Juke Box or whatever music device you may own.
#3.Find a copy of beyonces I AM.....SASHA FIERCE or whatever tickles your fancy.
#4.It is important to make sure you are in a room where there is a full mirror so you can see the magic that is about to happen.
#5. Last but certainly not least crank that volume up and shake that booty like there is no tomorrow.
I want you to do the robot, the cabbage patch, break dance and any other move you would not dare reveal to anyone else. It is just you and your reflection having a blast. And everyone knows when you DANCE alone in the mirror you transform into a rock star (in your brain at least). And whether you know the lyrics or not i want you to sing at the top of your lungs. This method has been scientifically proven (by me) to effectively work and then only thing that can compare to this feeling is having a dress personally made by Karl Lagerfeld himself and to have it hand delivered by Andre Leon Talley....so i guess your best bet is to JUST DANCE.
"You've got to dance like nobody's watching and love like it's never going to hurt.”
